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Minimum Wage Fan Mail

To marketing people contacting me via this form, in the words of the late Bill Hicks, By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing… kill yourself.” In other words, stop contacting me. Please. I have zero interest in you and your company’s offerings. This page is for fan mail, not solicitation.

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